You know those moments when things do turn out just the way you want? Yeah me neither. But for those other more fortunate people this app is dedicated to them.
That dude at the office that wears the Hawaiian shirt on casual Friday? It's for him.
That girl that accepted you and now that'd you're rich and famous wants to be your wife? It's for her.
pah, pah, paaaaaah
More happiness pa pa paaaaah